Recently got into the locked tomb, it was only a matter of time, so now i have to figure out how to draw them! And a ton of other characters too, probably
stop with all this “man cave” and “she shed” nonsense. Its your evil lair. Embrace it
What came to mind when I read “She shed” :
Mon dieu… She DOES shed
(via ardent-rhythm)
The hoes aren’t here yet kings go back to sleep
oh okay
(via yellowpie)
no fucking way
Me for most of the video: okay okay cool, I like the clicky noise, but why is it so long? What’s the point?
Me for the last two seconds or so: DUUUDE
…and for those looking to understand the physics, @rpmaniac adds:
(via omniri-photonia)
roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it:
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
Wtf
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
omg
World heratige post
ah yes, the original version
certified iconic post
The satisfaction knowing that I can reblog this but Russia can’t
The satisfaction
knowing that I can reblog
this but Russia can’t
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
(via omniri-photonia)
here, have an extremely wholesome tiktok to detox your dash
every time I see this his !!!!!! gets me
(via omniri-photonia)
*coughing blood and covered in wounds, on one knee, gripping my sword planted on the ground… And yet, smiling* Heh… And yet, despite everything… *I start glowing with mysterious power* I stay silly!
(via theriverbeyond)
i don’t want to derail my own post but i just have to address
I’m sorry??????? You “KNOW” nobody on THIS hellsite
Watched
The
Fucking
Lorax????
(via metroid-fusion)